One Dollar Wisdom

 

 

Top Questions

Terry, Saint Louis wrote: "Where is Happy?"
Answer: I can only assume its different for everyone. But, for me--I'd have to say its right where Bugs Bunny made that wrong turn in Albuquerque.

Dennis Miller, Santa Barbara wrote: "How high is too high when you're wearing stilts."
Answer: Eleven feet. I've walked on my share of stilts, any higher and you're bound to lose some teeth if another stilt walker scores a K.O.

Carly Lee, Hat City wrote: "Do you know magic, or are you just full of shit?
Answer: Yeah, I knows the magic. Hell, I can make yo sorry ass disapear! *chk chk*

 

 

The Mission

Here at One Dollar Wisdom, I, Jerry the Wizard, am dedicated to a socially fun experiment. Send me 1 question and $1, and I will personally answer it--because everyone deserves a Dollar's Worth of Wisdom once in a while.

Why Me?

The Rules of THumb

There are a few Rules of Thumb that everyone should try to adear to. Well, not too strictly, I hope, but you'll get the picture.

  • No Math problems
  • No Informational Questions
  • Nothing too inappropriate

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